1. a-different-kind-of-royalty:

    "What do you plan to do with your future?"

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    (via blaqkbat)

     

  2. soullesshusk:

    Here you go you fuckin nerds

    (via fornaxed)

     

  3. stoned-levi:

    lamejean:

    flyentologist:

    Feed

    he hungers

    He is free.. but at what cost…

    (Source: petapeta, via hatpire)

     

  4. claymorebitch:

    Fallout New Vegas

    (via warpedlamp)

     

  5. cashmerethoughtsss:

    Pam Grier in Jackie Brown (1997)

    (via lisaquestions)

     

  6. daemonrolling:

    jasta11:

    July the 28th, World War I starts (This newspaper was relesaed on August the 5th).

    OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALMOST DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF

    (via kawaiijohn)

     

  7. kifkifbangbang:

    delightfullyvague:

    season 1 scully(source)

    1. I had the child’s version of this jacket for about four years
    2. The 90’s were rough on outerwear

    (Source: carlithiel)

     

  8. fishmech:

    how’d it get there

    openings on either side, there was another one there too!

    (Source: tarabluh)

     

  9. davidmalki:

    ryannorth:

    It’s been a while since I came across one of David’s books, but I’ve been busy!  So busy, in fact, that I thought a nice break would be to sit down at my local library and read some jokes,  But look what I found, (ironically??) placed in the humour section!!

    Just a couple of things:

    •  It’s cool how you call out your competition, but calling people who use Rosetta Stone “Rosetta Stoners” was actually kinda mean
    •  I thought “laff” was just a “funny spelling”, but inside “laugh” is spelled variously as “laff”, “lauff”, “laaf”, “laaaf”, and “läf”
    • Cuneiform and Egyptian hieroglyphs evolved in different areas of the earth, at different times, and most likely evolved independently, so all that Egypt stuff on your cover is, like, wrong
    • holy crap, David, this is the fourth time you’ve done this??
    • finally, and perhaps most importantly, WRITING ENGLISH IN A CUNEIFORM FONT ON YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT WRITING IN CUNEIFORM.

    Also, all these jokes seem to be plagiarized from old Reader’s Digest “Humor in Uniform” sections and OH WAIT NEVERMIND I GET IT

    [BOOKWAR]

    This book is an OBVIOUS FALSEHOOD by RYAN NORTH and I can tell because:

    • The title’s foward-facing drop shadow doesn’t respect the light being cast by the Outer Glow of the first line OR the numeral. There are a lot of terrible things that I might do in life, but mix up drop shadow directions is NOT one of them;
    • Actually that’s all I have.

    Ryan, in times like these, I’m reminded of the ancient Mesopotamian proverb:

    When I enlisted in my teens, I took up smoking cigars to make myself look more mature.

    Did it work? Well, one time, as I proudly puffed away at our NCO club, an older 
sergeant growled, “Hey, kid, your candy bar’s on fire.”

    - James Bushart, Cassville, Missouri

    Well, Ryan, TODAY I must assert that it is YOUR candy bar that’s on fire. For shame.

    (via fishmech)

     


  10. agedraider:

    three-hunna:

    frogscreamsweedpoop:

    GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

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    FEEEEEEELLS

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    (Source: anchoremoji, via kawaiijohn)

     

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  13. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

    (via blaqkbat)

     

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  15. Love: Not Just a Bourgeois Sentimentality? A Marxist Take on Sublime’s “What I Got”

    kyriarchy:

    40 oz. to Freedom: From Libation to Liberation

    (Source: amphetameme, via qkazoo)